![]() ![]() ![]() What is that? That freaky thing? (Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.) Come on y'all, let the girls sing! (Listen to the naked mole rap!) (Oh yeah!) What is that? That freaky thing? (Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.) Gonna buy me some bling-bling! (Listen to the naked mole rap!) (That's me!) It seemed to be this good be a solution, The perfect pet for my dad's sensitive constitution! So the manager came to open the cage, He said, "You know this pet's hairless?" I said, "I couldn't care less!" Handed him to me, said, "Be careful don't drop it, and do you want this cage?" "No, i'll keep him in my pocket!" (Yay-hay!) I heard'a Smartie Mart was havin' a sale on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail. What is that? That freaky thing? (Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.) Come on y'all, let the girlies sing! (Listen to the naked mole rap!) Uh huh! What is that? That freaky thing? (Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.) Hey, wait, I can't hear the girls sing! (Listen to the naked mole rap!) ![]() So I surfed for hairless pets on the internet, Saw a jpeg of a pink thing. Never heard a cat bark, Never heard a puppy purr, My dad's allergic to every kind of fur. Ain't hidin' nothin', don't know what the truth is how Ron met Rufus. (Word!) Here's a story in all it's glory. 'Naked Mole Rap' is the name of the song. ![]()
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